1) Dye our hair. If I can't make it to an event, Molly will be bleaching her hair to impersonate me and get my stamp, and if she can't make it I'll be dying my hair brown.
2) Make fake Penn Cards.
3) 20 min bathroom break. Run out of class, get card stamped, run back. Not at all suspicious.
4) Fake interviews. So sorry I'll be missing class, I have an interview. Where you ask? Oh you've never heard of it. And yes I'm interviewing in my sweatpants, thank you.
5) No eating or drinking except at Feb Club events. Saves money, loses fat.
